@nocontexttrek hey siri, show me a person who has learned Tai Chi from watching YouTube videos at double speed.
@nocontexttrek "Let me mansplain this in interpretive dance... I call it, 'Poor Appropriated Approximation When at a Minimum You Could Learn This From a Culturally Correct Expert on the Holodeck: a Dance in 3 Movements"
@nocontexttrek these look like stock photos 🤣
@nocontexttrek betazoid mating dance
@nocontexttrek The (Thomas) Riker Maneuver. 60% of the time it works every time.

@nocontexttrek *Attenborough voice*

If the female is impressed with his display, she may reward the male with a date, to share a chocolate sundae.

@nocontexttrek This is me explaining to my wife what I’m doing with my tech projects. #linux #infosec #opensource #fediverse
@mtjcreative @nocontexttrek From personal experience, I assume she wears a similar expression to Troi during that explanation, as well.