I think all the time about the reddit guy who was so broken by gendering toilet habits that he spent his life taking uncomfortable dumps.
@stavvers wasn't there a guy as well, who did not wipe his but because going between the cheeks is gay or something
@number137 the worst thing is, there have been *several* of them
@stavvers FFS ?!?
@number137 @stavvers Some guys won't masturbate because they think touching a dick, even their own, is gay, so this totally follows.