I think all the time about the reddit guy who was so broken by gendering toilet habits that he spent his life taking uncomfortable dumps.
@stavvers of all the things that didn't happen etc etc
@brecht I fully believe it tbh, men really get weird about toilet seats
@stavvers But then how to spend 30min sitting down to read on an uncomfortable toilet?
@brecht my poor dude almost definitely never met the joy of a lengthy dump scrolling through every app