I should not be allowed to have a 3d printer. I should DEFINITELY not be allowed to have six, including ones with body-safe materials. Why? Well this morning I made a joke about attaching a paddlewheel to my PA, and less than 12 hours later I had a paddlewheel attached to my PA. A PAddlewheel.

Surprisingly comfortable for a few hours, but not something I'd wear longer than that. When I hit it with compressed air, it whistled cartoonishly and I couldn't stop smiling. Urinating was about as ridiculous as you would imagine. I love how much it looks like a pope hat when the paddle wheel is taken out.

What else should I make and attach to the PA? I want to do a bottle opener but that's scary and likely to break the little machine screws. Someone suggested a GoPro mount, I'm intrigued. They also suggested a charcuterie board.