Disgraced former PM Morrison denies he is Angela the Sun Bear.

Disgraced former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied allegations that he is dressed as a sun bear at a Chinese zoo, describing them as “disproportionate, wrong, unsubstantiated and contradicted by clear evidence”. In a fierce speech from the Sun Bear enclosure of Hangzhou Zoo in China, the former prime minister doubled down on his previous criticisms, saying three of the key allegations against him – that he had dressed up as a Chinese Sun Bear, repeatedly pretended to a large number of innocent zoo visitors including many distressed children that he was a Chinese Sun Bear and that he had ruined a rented Sun Bear suit by stretching it around the tummy regions until it was undeniably baggy, were wrong.

Alien Sideboob