part of the horror of working with old SBCs is finding out exactly what they mean by "we've got official linux support!"

TRUSTY TAHR?! YOU WANT ME TO USE UBUNTU 14.04?

look I have two DOS machines within reach and I'm running a windows 95 VM right now (and I have win95 and win98 machines fully setup in my household) and I won't even touch ubuntu 16.04