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Carl Anthony@ocsweetest I regret to inform everyone that Hot Girl Summer ended early on account of me going outside this weekend with shorts on. I understand now how my white, hairy, middle-aged legs are the opposite of hot girl summer. I apologize for the inconvenience and will wear pants next year all summer. Thank you all for your time and understanding.
Bleak Future@AutoVisionNews @ocsweetest I just left Starbucks and they are not yet serving PSLā€™s so HOT GIRL SUMMER IS BACK
@bleakfuture @AutoVisionNews thatā€™s a relief. What about egg nog?
@ocsweetest @AutoVisionNews I didnā€™t ask about eggnog because everyone knows that eggnog before PSLā€™s is a violation of the Geneva Convention
@bleakfuture @AutoVisionNews my grocery store has eggnog ice cream but no pumpkin. Iā€™m filing a complaint
@ocsweetest @AutoVisionNews weā€™ll see them in Nuremberg.