Isaac Newton inventing the woke agenda in 1669.
@selzero Now we know where it started & who was responsible.
@selzero He almost blinded himself doing these woke experiments. I read this in a history book by Neal Stephenson.
@selzero does that mean 1670 is the year of breakfast?

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#Dispersion of #woke #brilliance in 17th century:

1. #White is but a mix of #color in #harmony.

2. Difference between #straight #white and #Uranian #pride is sometimes a matter of #perception and the #prism one is looking through.

#Newton

@selzero I thought he was listening to Dark Side of the Moon ๐Ÿ™‚
@selzero #Wokisme has a long and colourful history
@selzero Oh my god no that's Isaac Newton inventing pink floyd.

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Isaac Newton was as queer AF.

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discovered, not invented. surely
@selzero The full spectrum of the woke agenda was devised back then.
@selzero surprised they didn't cover this in What is a Woman.
@selzero homosexuality is in the eyes of the beholder.

@selzero my comment supposed to be trashpost but the more I think about the various โ€˜phobes in my life..

Internalized shit go hard

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And here I was blaming Pink Floyd.
@selzero He's so into it but his friend is reeling in shock from the utter fabulousness.
@selzero Oh? I thought he invented Dark Side of the Moon

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The ๐ŸŽ doesn't fall far from the tree.

@selzero Poor stupid me! I thought he was composing "the dark side of the moon"!
@selzero Going outside was thus scientifically proven to be gay.
@Deniz Opal wow. so before newton now woke! so fuck gravity!
@selzero nice ๐Ÿ˜
@Karstan @selzero Can't believe I had to scroll so far to get to this reply

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...and simultaneously creating the album Dark Side of the Moon, though nobody would actually be able to hear it for a few more centuries until vinyl records were invented.

@selzero he created the thing he himself despised. What a tragic fate for Isaac
@selzero Please stop with the disinformation - this is the studio demo for Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
@selzero Inventing or discovering?
@selzero "Good lord, Newton, are you telling me that light is secretly gay?!"

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And a modern-day truck spreading homosexuality

@selzero Wellll... he probably was gay, so that fits.
@selzero Thus confirming that during the sixties of every century, conservative values come under demonic attack!!!!!!
@selzero Remember, God HATES gay rainbows, which is why he made the sun WHITE!!!!
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Pink Floyd - Trusting the science.
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