Psst: if you're on my crit list on Dreamwidth (closed, not taking new applications, thanks), you might want to check out what I just uploaded there.

Addendum: this is draft 2 of the space opera that, well, my elevator pitch was "Iain isn't writing any more, alas, so let's see if I can do something that makes readers feel the same way as his Culture novels without in any way being derivative of the Culture".

It's probably a failure on those terms, but I had to try, right?

I will note that there is a lot more to the Culture universe than chatty starships with odd names: Iain was a litfic author writing in a space opera setting, so there's that.
A lot of people picked up the superficial furniture of Banksian space opera—snarky AIs, starship names, hyperviolent interludes—but missed the philosophical enquiries disguised as thematic elements. And few authors in the SF/F field are remotely as good at characterisation as Iain. (Shout-out for @aliettedb on that note).
DnD campaign idea: door to door sales. It's the party's task to venture into the darkest dungeons to sell house cleaning cantrips and spell book of the month club subscriptions to the entities within.

@jdnicoll @cstross

The party belongs to an MLM (Multi-Level Monolith).

@rthornton777 @jdnicoll when was the last time you did a background check on a quest giver?