@ptrc *infomertial music* Are YOU saddened by the fact that you cant bite your SO because they are far far away? Do YOU want to TASTE the neck of that girl/boy/bee/anything else youve been seeing on the internet? Do YOU feel lonely? INTRODUCING! The Tele-BITE, its a modular and flexible mouth and neck internet of things apparatus the artificial neck receives the biting and the remote mouth does it! Isnt that so COOL?! Only for 98.99!! Call in now and get two of them!! Yes TWO (2) of them!!!???!!!! *404gal corp ltd does not claim liabilities if product is used on lower body parts and cannot garrantee the safety of the product beyond the neck area, you waiver all right to sue us if device is misused

@ptrc Transphobic too!