Do you want The Thing in real life? Because this is how you get The Thing in real life.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/07/27/nematode-revived-siberian-permafrost/

Scientists woke up a 46,000-year-old roundworm from Siberian permafrost

The animal is a previously unknown species that may help researchers unlock secrets of surviving harsh environments.

The Washington Post
@adhdeanasl @lisamelton have you seen the way things are going, honestly, would this make it much worse? Perhaps The Thing could do its thing on Ted Cruz?