I simply would not
@tillybridges the future is here!! By the way, just out of curiosity, what defines a "smart toilet" . . . I have questions lol ๐Ÿ˜†

@AutoVisionNews @tillybridges if it were something to do with reducing water consumption or like, automatic flushing and sanitation which works without internet, that could be neat, I'd be for that.

My guess is it's got a bidet and a bunch of sensors with an internet connection and strikingly invasive privacy policy, so that it can track your washroom usage on an app to make comments about your health which aren't really worth reading into that much

@tillybridges I donโ€™t think itโ€™s coincidental that there are signs below it that say WRONG WAY and DO NOT ENTER. ๐Ÿ˜„
@tillybridges Someone took "internet of shit" too literally.
@tillybridges I used to say that I didn't want a toilet that would automatically tweet about my poop, but given the state of Twitter these days, that behavior seems more appropriate than ever. ๐Ÿ’ฉ