A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. - Lemmy.world

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is. “Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.” The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying “Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”