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What is lighter than brown?

https://lemmy.world/post/4457513

What is lighter than brown? - Lemmy.world

Light brown

How did the mansplainer die?

https://lemmy.world/post/4067459

How did the mansplainer die? - Lemmy.world

He fell into a well, actually

The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

https://lemmy.world/post/3822426

The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley." - Lemmy.world

Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R

https://lemmy.world/post/3700591

Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R - Lemmy.world

and I yelled no way.

Everyone at West Virginia University Knew Something Was Up. I Hate That We Were Right.

https://lemmy.world/post/3629084

When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

https://lemmy.world/post/3496179

When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume - Lemmy.world

and yell Aye Matey to every passerby.

Donald Trump bumped into someone at his golf course

https://lemmy.world/post/3331826

Donald Trump bumped into someone at his golf course - Lemmy.world

I beg your pardon, the person said to Trump. No, this one is a state indictment, Trump sighed.

Manchester City’s Kevin De Bruyne could miss rest of year with injury

https://lemmy.world/post/3245202

Manchester City’s Kevin De Bruyne could miss rest of year with injury - Lemmy.world

How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning

https://lemmy.world/post/3201145

How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning - Lemmy.world

Medium rare

We have a really deep squad

https://lemmy.world/post/3177342

We have a really deep squad - Lemmy.world

A decade ago, the team that had the most consistent starting XI won the prem. When Chelsea and Man U were winning a lot, they didn’t suffer injuries, and could boast the same starting XI each week. A team played in the cups, and another one in the CL and league. Then along came Man City – with an insane team on the bench. Man City’s bench last year would have battled for European spots. I think what is needed are two things to win the league: 1. Luck. The injury to Saliba killed us. 2. A deep team. Gabriel sat on Saturday. Who guessed that? When we roll up to Richmond, I mean Crystal Palace, do you know the starting XI? I don’t. I think the midfield 3 will be the same, so does White sit? Is Zinchenko back? Does Balogun get a chance to lead the line? Arteta has the squad to rotate. If he gets the buy in, this could be a fun year.