pzzaJul 28, 2023
Grimm 
I like the phrase "snitches get stitches" because it suggests that, in spite of its incumbent violence, the criminal underworld is proactive about timely affordable healthcare.
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Show threadGrimm Jul 28, 2023
Well, enough people like this dumb joke that it seems like I should piggyback a thing to shill something so A) buy my records, please, and B) GO LISTEN TO MY FRIEND JASON'S SONG FIGURATIVELY TELLING #JasonAldean TO GET FUCKED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9bnn3uUCs
Real Life in a Small Town | Jason Aldean Response

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Show threadPolly WaughJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality
…according to the ability to ‘pay’
Show thread🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥Jul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality
🥥 Oh snap, Grimm. You bad. Propz! 🥥 🥥
Show threadPär BjörklundJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality now I imagine the cartels advertising their health plan coverage and job openings
Show threadPippa 🌈Jul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality …oh. I always learned “snitches end up in ditches” 😅
Show threadSquisholasJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality no one said the stitches would be done by a medical professional
Show threadLRRR Jul 28, 2023
@honyell @GrimmReality BEING A TAILOR WHO OWES 30 LARGE TO THE MOB COUNTS AS A PROFESSION.
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality the bar is on the got damn floor

(and if a bar on the floor is an OSHA violation at least something will be done…)

Show threadKevin Karhan Jul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality Just because criminals are pro-violence doesn't mean they are necessary antisocial assholes... ^^

#sarcasm

Show threadBunNICKula🇨🇦Jul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality

People think I am a crazy socialist because I believe Nazis should get free healthcare.

However, I also hope they need it, so there's that.

Show threadtoxtethogradyJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality I think there's a hefty co-pay involved...
Show threadRenalia - #1 pizza downloaderJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality well, yeah. They're criminals, not capitalists
Show threadRobJul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality I think if you use the entire saying;

Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches

the benevolence of the criminal underworld making sure you're all stitched up, is to ensure a good looking corpse!

Show threadesanuevamexicanaJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality
Boom!
Show threadTranslator @ TRADCOJul 28, 2023
@GrimmReality boosted this because everyone needs a bit of laughter
Show threadRev. GothAliceJul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality Healthcare, or a keen interest in home repair of clothing. Helping a guy out with some small repairs is a great thing!

Wait…

Show threadRob LandleyJul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality Come over to the dark side, we have dental:

https://www.tumblr.com/dycefic/655190631067566080/writing-prompt-s-evil-mart-provides-a-vast

https://dycefic.tumblr.com/post/660154577076830208/have-an-evil-day/amp

Dyce's Fiction

Everyone has that one story about the time EVERYONE called in sick and they had to work a shift totally alone. Mine was a little different, though. See, I work at Evil-Mart. It’s actually a really g…

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Show threadRodneyPetersonTalentAgencyJul 28, 2023

@GrimmReality

“I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on. Do you have any idea of the out of cost deductible for the rehabilitation??? Or how much my insurance will go up?”