CalderAYYYYY! Second tech restructure and third boss of the year! I love working in corporate software! š
Shinoš¦¦@CallMeCalder Synergy! Stakeholders! KPI! Deliverables! Agile! (Gotta love corporate speak)
@shinojustshino OH god don't get me started on agile... Like you can try and y move us as close to agile as you'd like but we're not gonna get there until the rest of the company does too...
@CallMeCalder LOL. Sorry, donāt mean to torture you. Just gotta laugh at how ridiculous things can be.
Also, I find it funny when people start saying, āI have a big askā¦ā Like why canāt you just say, ācould you do me a favourā?
@shinojustshino OH those are my favorite! Cause they're ALWAYS like "Hey can we add [insert the biggest request ever and would almost warrent rewriting the entire application]?"
But then I get to put that off by asking them to submit a ticket and saying that I'll get to it.