AYYYYY! Second tech restructure and third boss of the year! I love working in corporate software! šŸ™ƒ
@CallMeCalder Synergy! Stakeholders! KPI! Deliverables! Agile! (Gotta love corporate speak)
@shinojustshino OH god don't get me started on agile... Like you can try and y move us as close to agile as you'd like but we're not gonna get there until the rest of the company does too...

@CallMeCalder LOL. Sorry, don’t mean to torture you. Just gotta laugh at how ridiculous things can be.

Also, I find it funny when people start saying, ā€œI have a big askā€¦ā€ Like why can’t you just say, ā€œcould you do me a favourā€?