infuriatingpixels
Queen Of CoffeeWhen I die I want someone to take the flowers off my casket and toss them into the crowd to see who's gonna be next.
costrike@QueenOfCoffee I want to see that and a wedding bouquet go up at the same time and watch the crowd
Tiota Sram@QueenOfCoffee everyone jumps out of the way, they land on the ground, and then the crowd gasps in horror as they realise that yes, the Earth is indeed next.
Catherine is not complacent@QueenOfCoffee there’s a forest in Mainecwhere they will bury you. No casket, no embalming, just stick you in the ground.
@CatDragon I like it. No waste. Instant fertilizer.
My Blue Check is MIA@QueenOfCoffee I want someone to make it that I can wave to people from my casket.
knapjack
sandywb14
Catsnfats 🇺🇦@QueenOfCoffee this is dark and brilliant. Chef’s kiss.
Comrade elronxenu@QueenOfCoffee I want the same thing - just substantially before I die.
dennisaurus@QueenOfCoffee I want someone to run in wearing the same outfit I was wearing when I died, carrying a sonic screwdriver and saying "right, this is where it gets complicated...." 😎
Partly Peaceful Chris
AJ@QueenOfCoffee When I die I want Fed Ex to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time. Seriously eff them.
@AndrewMettier it would also be fun to have someone stand quietly at the back of your funeral dressed as the grim reaper.
Bruce Heerssen 
@QueenOfCoffee @AndrewMettier
The only thing he'll say is, "I'm here at the request of the deceased."
The only thing he'll say is, "I'm here at the request of the deceased."
Loukas (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️@QueenOfCoffee for more accurate results - hide a grenade in the bouquet.
Tobias 🌒🌕🌘@QueenOfCoffee I want my browser history published and my body donated to art! I want my funeral to be brutally and uncomfortably honest.
Shailesh Kumar 🇫🇯🇺🇸
shonatiger@QueenOfCoffee Would be so much more fun if you did it yourself 😁
Titia Schuurman@QueenOfCoffee I just sent this as a screenshot to a dear friend of mine who was diagnosed with terminal cancer this week and she LOVED it. ❤️
@titia I'm so sorry your friend is going through that.
@QueenOfCoffee Thanks. It sucks, really. But being able to laugh together helps. ❤️
Gord Lau
Margaret Moonshadow@QueenOfCoffee 😆 🖤 I'm so using this at the next boring funeral reception.