mccJul 27, 2023
Why won't the raccoons stop screaming
Show threadmcc
They don't normally scream
Jul 27, 2023 at 4:27amWeb
Show threaddavid turgeonJul 27, 2023
@mcc they might be fighting with a squirrel (& definitely winning). true story
Show threadRob ZazuetaJul 27, 2023
@dt @mcc or each other. They can be surprisingly vicious.
Show threadMegJul 27, 2023
@mcc you've made a lot of tweets and toots over the years that could have been the start of a very confusing horror movie but this is perhaps the pinnacle of the genre!
Show threadmccJul 27, 2023
@megmac its nonfiction :(
Show threadmccJul 27, 2023
@megmac how worried should I be :(
Show threadMegJul 28, 2023
@mcc well you seem to still be alive so I guess if you're in a horror movie you might be safe until the 30 year reunion movie where you come back to find all your friends have been replaced by screaming raccoons.
Show threadmccJul 28, 2023
@megmac how do you know the racoons haven't taken over my account
Show threadMegJul 28, 2023
@mcc the raccoons would probably like git more
Show threadBoba YagaJul 27, 2023
@mcc come to think about it why aren't I constantly screaming?