mccWhy won't the raccoons stop screaming
They don't normally scream
david turgeon@mcc they might be fighting with a squirrel (& definitely winning). true story
Rob Zazueta
Meg@mcc you've made a lot of tweets and toots over the years that could have been the start of a very confusing horror movie but this is perhaps the pinnacle of the genre!
@megmac its nonfiction :(
@megmac how worried should I be :(
@mcc well you seem to still be alive so I guess if you're in a horror movie you might be safe until the 30 year reunion movie where you come back to find all your friends have been replaced by screaming raccoons.
Boba Yaga@mcc come to think about it why aren't I constantly screaming?
John Shirley@mcc mating or fighting? They always did sometimes make weird noises.
@JohnShirley2023 It's a legitimate question, and I do not want to know the answer
@mcc if it's a legit question, why not want to know the answer? I like animals, you see, so *I* want to know the answer.
Bill Childers@JohnShirley2023 @mcc I have a family of raccoons that live basically on my property, heard a couple them mating outside my bedroom window.
It still haunts me.
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@mcc they have seen the future
Boolean Boss 🧹 (Ari)@mcc they fuckin, clearly
Vishus@mcc they're excited for the Barbie movie
Jesse
Queen Mother Synahel@mcc the raccoons are not what they seem
t s r o n o@mcc do any of them have guitars or a drum set? they could be just starting a screamo or hardcore band...
Morgan Foust@mcc What do they know that we don't?
Ellie
Adam Hartling@mcc even though it really happened, this could win one of those one sentence horror story contests
Jack the Waterlogged Count@mcc Weirdest Thomas Harris sequel ever.
eon@mcc I am no raccoon yet I must scream