ChilidogGarand (he/him)"It's never aliens"
Hey you know what man shut the fuck up. Just let us fucking weirdos enjoy this and give us this one small break from some science news that isnt the world being a prequel to tank girl.
I fucking had to listen to liberal internet beardos spew nonsense about cryptocurrency and gamestop and ai and shit for like ten years. Just shut the fuck up and fuck off all the way back to r/atheism and give me ten seconds of peace where i can believe that someone has come from across the stars to play chicken with navy pilots.
Just to circle back to this because i am inventing a specific guy to yell about: talking about what you think it isn't is about the most boring route you can take. You're just making a blanket statement apropos of nothing. At least talk about what it could be and introduce some god damn levity into your life.
Nobody even said "its aliens". You look ignorant. GROW UP DOUG.