mekka okereke Jul 26, 2023

If the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it.

If the US president knew about it, then Trump would know about it.

If Trump knew about it, he would have told everyone, bragged about it, kept boxes of documents about it at Mar-A-Lago, etc. There would be a ketchup stained original photograph of an alien autopsy on the floor of his bathroom.

Since we haven't heard him brag about having seen a photo of an alien, we know that he hasn't seen one.

#aliens

Show threadBenjamin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@mekkaokereke Not only this, but he’d have bragged about it “And these are big aliens, very strong, yuge spaceship, and they come to me, with tears in their eyes, big aliens, and they say sir, sir, they say, you’re the greatest leader in the quadrant. No one else in the whole alpha sector could do what you’ve done. And it’s a yuge galaxy folks, I’m telling you, but we’re going to make this the greatest nation in the whole Milky Way because I’m with you”
Jul 26, 2023 at 9:26pmWeb
Show threadmekka okereke Jul 26, 2023
@phoenixashes76 🤣
Show threadHonest CharlieJul 26, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke
Well, as I said, they really mean Make America White Again.
Show threadBenjamin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Jul 26, 2023
@HonestCharlie @mekkaokereke no room for little green men in our milky white galaxy 🤦🏻‍♂️
Show threadHonest CharlieJul 26, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke
Show threadHonest CharlieJul 28, 2023
@phoenixashes76 Thanks Mekka. Helps to now someone say it! @mekkaokereke
Show threadHonest CharlieAug 5, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke Thanks. Now I know someone is there. :) Oh, yeah: https://open.substack.com/pub/absurdtimes1c2/p/bye-maga?r=q3o1q&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web A new one next week, I hope.
BYE MAGA.

Even Brittany Spears shows more ... it's not even close.

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Show threadHonest CharlieAug 14, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke Thanks. Now its Mainstream.
Show threadUrban HermitJul 26, 2023

@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke
1/2
This is it, right here.

Not only that, but if aliens had any type of secret government contact Trump would have had another Kim Jong Un style meeting, with the Aliens, in front of the world press. He would have saluted an Alien general, promised them that open trade would be "a yuge opportunity", suggested that he could sell them all of the Earth's water rights, offer to buy what ever the galactic equivalent of Greenland is, and the Aliens would be side...

Show threadUrban HermitJul 26, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke
2/2
...eyeing him while he announced that they agreed to finance his new Trump Galatical Hotels. Then they would finish by touching an " energy orb of friendship".
Show threadBenjamin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Jul 26, 2023

@Urban_Hermit @mekkaokereke that or “we’ll build a space fleet that’ll make the Kessel Run in ELEVEN parsecs! My Death Star is bigger and it works!”

Or, not implausibly, both 🤦🏻‍♂️

Show threadSteffen ChristensenJul 26, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke This is dead on.
Show threadChris Belanger has movedJul 26, 2023
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke Have you seen Gul Dukat? https://mastodon.social/@realGulDukat
Show threadBenjamin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Jul 26, 2023
@Feasoron @mekkaokereke I *love* Gul Dukat. I prefer my idiocy filtered through an alternate reality fml