If the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it.

If the US president knew about it, then Trump would know about it.

If Trump knew about it, he would have told everyone, bragged about it, kept boxes of documents about it at Mar-A-Lago, etc. There would be a ketchup stained original photograph of an alien autopsy on the floor of his bathroom.

Since we haven't heard him brag about having seen a photo of an alien, we know that he hasn't seen one.

#aliens

@mekkaokereke @[email protected] “They have non-human life forms!”

No shit. 99.999999% of life on this planet isn’t human.

@mekkaokereke The alien bodies would be at Mar-A-Lago if Trump knew about them.
@Enema_Cowboy @mekkaokereke in a box in a bathroom

@billseitz @mekkaokereke

I'd imagine it would be stood up wearing a Trump resort golf shirt and a MAGA hat.

@Enema_Cowboy @mekkaokereke Take your Selfie with ALFie, just $50!
@mekkaokereke look, can you not post the ketchup-stained part while I’m trying to sip my soda? Cause now I have soda everywhere. 😂
@mekkaokereke what if he is an alien? 🤔😉🤣
@CoachMark @mekkaokereke on his home planet, bleach injections and solar proctologists are quite common. Their parliament is Covfefe and bathrooms are the cleanest, safest place to store documents.
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Since the president can change every four years, I figured they would be the last person to be looped in. It's pretty easy to give someone the runaround for four years.
@mekkaokereke Yeap! That's proof enought for me.
@mekkaokereke Of course you are assuming that the government hasn't been swapped out ... that they're not aliens ... 😉
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Documents? He’d have a jar with an alien hand/claw/tentacle in a box in that bathroom at Mar-a-Lago!
@mekkaokereke Exactly: I am willing to consider believing any number of credulity-straining premises, but Trump keeping his mouth shut about _aliens_?? Go on, pull the other one it's got fucking bells on it.
@mekkaokereke As someone who has long believed in the existence of extraterrestrial life, this fact has been a challenge to my belief since he was made president. I'm not quite sure how to square that circle.

@Dunstable I square it as: there are almost certainly non-earth life forms, they're just all really far away.

NB, I am not an astronomer, or any other type of scientist.

@Dunstable @mekkaokereke there can be extraterrestrial life out there without the US Government knowing about it. Pretty sure this is 100% the case. The main witness unironically said that the Pope and Mussolini had aliens back in the 1930s, which I guess explains why Fascist Italy won the war.
@Dunstable @mekkaokereke odds of extraterrestrial life existing are huge compared to the odds of extraterrestrial life existing *on Earth*.

@Dunstable Compartmentalization and pushing stuff to the private sector outside of government oversight seems to be how they are keeping the secret according to the witness

I doubt a bunch of people committed perjury today for no reason, I think there is something here but the alien stuff could be a layer of obfuscation used to cover breakthrough tech

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@psychxr @Dunstable @mekkaokereke you are giving them too much credit. This isn't another OXCART, these guys are just grifters that drank their own Kool-Aid.

(Edited because I had a brainfart and wrote Oxbow)

@Dunstable @mekkaokereke, even if lots of technologically advanced societies are common in the universe, nobody is traveling far if faster-than-light travel is impossible.

The Fermi Paradox has a simple explanation irrespective of how common advanced civilizations are: If no one can travel faster than light, then no one is coming to visit.

@mekkaokereke I’m not sure your premise is correct, that “if the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it.” I believe that the President *could* know about it, but only if they asked or had a need to know. Knowable? Yes. Known? Hard to say. I agree that Trump does not know for the reasons you cite. He does not know a great many things. 👽
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He'd have stuffed and mounted one in the lobby at Mar-a-Lago
@mekkaokereke Trump would have advertised alien meat for the revived Trump Steaks.
@mekkaokereke The lack of leaks on so many theories is overwhelming evidence that they're bunk. Not even ambiguous data, but no data at all.

@geekyonion @mekkaokereke

I can believe that UFO reports are investigated, but strange lights on the coast are far more likely to be smugglers than aliens. Though that could be a disguise.

"Them that asks no questions isn't told no lie.
Watch the wall, my darling, as the gentlemen go by."

@mekkaokereke Yes. At the very least, believing in the existence of a government coverup of aliens demands belief that (Independence Day-movie-style) the President is out of the loop.
@mekkaokereke 100%. Honestly he'd brag about having stolen pieces of the cadavers, and then he'd sell fakes.
@Annalee @mekkaokereke Now here is a person who understands Donald Trump.
@Annalee @mekkaokereke Yah…I can totally see him reviving the old sacred relics grift.
@mekkaokereke @lisamelton I disagree that they would tell every president about it. I think some things they’d keep under wraps.
@mekkaokereke Not only this, but he’d have bragged about it “And these are big aliens, very strong, yuge spaceship, and they come to me, with tears in their eyes, big aliens, and they say sir, sir, they say, you’re the greatest leader in the quadrant. No one else in the whole alpha sector could do what you’ve done. And it’s a yuge galaxy folks, I’m telling you, but we’re going to make this the greatest nation in the whole Milky Way because I’m with you”
@phoenixashes76 @mekkaokereke
Well, as I said, they really mean Make America White Again.
@HonestCharlie @mekkaokereke no room for little green men in our milky white galaxy 🤦🏻‍♂️
@phoenixashes76 Thanks Mekka. Helps to now someone say it! @mekkaokereke
BYE MAGA.

Even Brittany Spears shows more ... it's not even close.

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This is it, right here.

Not only that, but if aliens had any type of secret government contact Trump would have had another Kim Jong Un style meeting, with the Aliens, in front of the world press. He would have saluted an Alien general, promised them that open trade would be "a yuge opportunity", suggested that he could sell them all of the Earth's water rights, offer to buy what ever the galactic equivalent of Greenland is, and the Aliens would be side...

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...eyeing him while he announced that they agreed to finance his new Trump Galatical Hotels. Then they would finish by touching an " energy orb of friendship".

@Urban_Hermit @mekkaokereke that or “we’ll build a space fleet that’ll make the Kessel Run in ELEVEN parsecs! My Death Star is bigger and it works!”

Or, not implausibly, both 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mekkaokereke

God, it breaks my heart that our biggest proof against non-terrestrial space faring species making contact with us is TRUMP.

@mekkaokereke I wonder if they elected not to tell Trump about it. I mean, it was not clear that people would have actually obeyed him if he'd decided to do something crazy with the nuclear codes. Thankfully.

@mekkaokereke I have the best aliens. Giant aliens. With tears in their eyes saying, "I wish my home planet had a leader like you when the Woke came. But they were all weak, and the Woke destroyed the planet. Don't let Earth go Woke!"

I gave him a cheeseburger and told him it was going to be ok.

@mekkaokereke As if the aliens would be stupid enough to allow their existence to be revealed to the Celebrity Apprentice guy. Alternatively, he could also be an alien.
@mekkaokereke I buy this. Like the best proof the Earth isn't flat is the total absence of Instagram selfies at the edge and reports of dumbass influencers falling off.

@foxydonuts @mekkaokereke

This bear is tempted to open an Instagram account under a false name.

@mekkaokereke
I came to the same conclusions.
Trump says he's heard 'very interesting' things about Roswell, site of an alleged UFO event

President Donald Trump says he’s heard some interesting things about Roswell, where a UFO event happened, but he’s not sharing even with his eldest child.

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@mekkaokereke

"If the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it."

This statement is not true.

It's been widely discussed in recent years--and for decades--that even presidents do not have full access to all black ops / SAP programs. This is one of the concerns that Grusch and others have brought forward. We are talking about a secret which, if true, is more valuable than the development of the atomic bomb.

That project, by the way, did not leak.

@benjaminallocco @mekkaokereke yep, totally agree

conversation over in the ET Storage Facility:
underling: "Sir! so, we have a new president.. Trump. .do we dare talk about our project here?"
person in charge: "That is a big no! Route any incoming requests directly to me. And to all of you here, not a single frikken word. Trump cant keep a secret for 29 seconds! This is a storage facility for seed samples and gardening supplies. Crystal clear, people!?"
all: "Sir! Yes Sir!"

@mekkaokereke i would argue that the speed of light is a better reason to conclude that aliens have never visited earth... but that's not half bad, lol