If the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it.

If the US president knew about it, then Trump would know about it.

If Trump knew about it, he would have told everyone, bragged about it, kept boxes of documents about it at Mar-A-Lago, etc. There would be a ketchup stained original photograph of an alien autopsy on the floor of his bathroom.

Since we haven't heard him brag about having seen a photo of an alien, we know that he hasn't seen one.

#aliens

@mekkaokereke As someone who has long believed in the existence of extraterrestrial life, this fact has been a challenge to my belief since he was made president. I'm not quite sure how to square that circle.
@Dunstable @mekkaokereke odds of extraterrestrial life existing are huge compared to the odds of extraterrestrial life existing *on Earth*.