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Widdershins Smith 🐘Mar 5, 2023

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘Jul 21, 2023

Ok, you people realise this is a joke, right?

I'm not here to have a conversation with folks with mental health issues (i.e. believers in gods) and point out that the rule was made WAY before we had stores whereby we know the eggs are unfertilised...

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Andreas K

@juglugs But their god is not very well organized. While dictating his holy book, he managed to provide multiple different versions.

https://mastodon.social/deck/@yacc143/110779153532976626

It's always fascinating with bible thumpers:

“Which version of bible is the one your god meant to be the holy version?”