Here's to pretty much anyone and anything I don't get along with someday vanishing up its own ass. I say this slightly because I'm still residually spiteful on account of the devil's mouthwash, and more the fact that I find such a phrase to be fucking hilarious.

I can scarcely imagine something vanishing up its own ass, but my best bet is that it's like a sea cucumber taking on a non-euclidean configuration, and then with an audible *pop*, it just disappears, ass and all, into thin fucking air.