HEY GUYS, DO YOU THINK I CAN EAT ALL THIS COOKIE DOUGH BY MYSELF?

-Me, to the derelict mannequins around my breakfast table

@TrickeryandMisery Fun fact: in ancient Greek, "ambrosia" referred to cookie dough.
@quadrivial
How many facts are in this particular fun fact?
@TrickeryandMisery somewhere between zero and aleph-null
@quadrivial
*Nodding nodfully