@snipe TIL "SLPT" really means Skeletor Life Pro Tips..

@snipe I have actually used that. 😐

@snipe Also, it makes whoever is calling you to skip the BS and get right to the point.

@snipe always hang up when you're speaking, not the caller for extra authenticity!

@snipe you might call them introvertips, hehe 

@snipe "Skeletor has more introvert tips -- if you can find him."

@snipe other introverts answer the phone?

@snipe Also hang up while you're talking to sell the disconnect. I used that one when I was stuck in a soul sucking call center job and got stuck with entitled assholes who wouldn't let me go.

@snipe I think my favorite thing about this, is how Skeletor runs away like: Yep, giving this tip was enough social interaction for one day, bye!

@snipe jokes on you, I don’t answer phone calls 🤡

@snipe that's why they're called the masters of the universe. Genius brah...

@snipe
My wife is calling, I need to take this.
Always works.

@snipe Gotta say...this is pretty awesome, even if it is just a wedge to drive me further from the outstretched hand of humanity...

@snipe I feel this.

@snipe
🖤💜🖤 💀 🖤💜 🖤

@snipe haha, look boss you gave me an iPhone, the battery is always almost dead.