I asked the assistant at my optometrist's office to wear a mask while she was working with me. She acted like I requested that she do handsprings while singing in Klingon. (The doctor wore one without any fuss, thank goodness, because I would have left if he refused.)

Guess who didn't get to sell me new frames this year? I can't force you to take basic health precautions, people, but I also don't have to spend any extra time or money in your office if you don't. #covidisnotover #MaskUp