Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer

@ZachWeinersmith
#alt4you (1/3)

Comic

1.
A man praying by his bedside with his eyes closed.

Man: "Dear God, grant me a life of indulgence and gratification. Give me rights without duties, relationships without obligations, power without responsibility. Gimme all of that immediately and without effort. Amen."

2.
Voice above: "What about the sense of worth born of striving against the impossible?"

Man looks up

Man: "I... Is someone listening?"

@ZachWeinersmith

#alt4you (2/3)

3.
Voice above: "Hm?"

Man: "Why are you starting in with this striving bullshit when it's just you and me? I'm not trying to impress anyone."

4.
Voice above: "Dont you derive some meaning from-"

Man looks around

Man: "is the room bugged? I'm pretty sure I'm alone."

5.
Voice above: "I'm talking about the personal esteem-"

Man yells at the ceiling

Man: "If anyone is listening, I am favor of personal struggle and so forth!"

@ZachWeinersmith
#Alt4you (3/3)

6.
Man makes a whispering gesture

Man: "Okay, I want people to love me for who i am while I love them for what they do for me."

Voice above: "I cannot wait to give you to Satan."