we will release more barbie movies until everyone is gay. get ready for the barbie cinematic universe.

@yesjohn

A BARBIE AN HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

@yesjohn We need the spin-off streaming series where Allan makes it into the Real World and we follow his (mis-)adventures.

@yesjohn I lived my adolescence through the seventies. I'm barbieproof.

Exhibit A:

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1 to 10, how gay?
1: penis moved during massage
10: sneeze glitter

@yesjohn the barbies will continue until complaints cease
@yesjohn saying that makes conversations think it's true don't say that
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@emma I'm down. My wife is supportive of this as well