Chris MessinaTwitter's CEO still hasn't discovered long tweets, err, xeets?
ryan onstott@chrismessina a CEO promising *everything* seems a little irresponsible and un-businesslike
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@fmhueffer @chrismessina But the shareholder(s) see it as increasing value. Management is beholden to capital.
Ваня@chrismessina she's embracing tradition
Cabel Sasser@cabel Bruh... "we’re just getting started."
Literally couldn't find 9 characters to remove from her tweet to avoid the ellipsis of despair.
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𖤐AlderForrest 𖤐@chrismessina they are so xeeters.
John Ulrik@chrismessina Wondering if she really believes all of this … or any of it?
Caesar@chrismessina when twitter is called X can we please call tweeting Xting?
Michael Gemar@chrismessina @tchambers She knows she’s just a puppet, right?
Andy Carolan 
“Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we're just beginning to imagine” - Linda Yaccarino
AI? Yeah, no thanks.
“We've already started to see X take shape over the past 8 months" - Linda Yaccarino
Yikes, yes... we've ALL seen it.
Maurício M. Fauth 
@chrismessina
Xeet is a funny word. Portuguese speakers will definitely pronounce "xeet" as "shit".
Xeet is a funny word. Portuguese speakers will definitely pronounce "xeet" as "shit".
Ena JovovicShe literally sounds like a hostage being forced to read from a piece of paper.