Use the term "touch grass" to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss" to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal Comprehension.
@Crazypedia wow in what version of the language? (To me it sounds Druid) I love this.

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what about touch primordial ooze?

@Crazypedia Thinking I need to touch fungus sometime soon.
@Crazypedia or “touch algae”, for one’s inner eukaryote…
@Crazypedia And “touch cloth” when they need to unload, alone, away from other people.
@Crazypedia Use the term "touch seaweed" when you think it's time they took a long walk of a short pier.
@Crazypedia "Touch grass, ass, or gas: nobody rides this nihilocapitalist ride for free"
@smellsofbikes @Crazypedia I'm actually touching gas constantly, that's kind of my shtick
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See also "touch cloth" meaning needing to address immediately necessities
@Crazypedia what about touch tomato :3

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Ah, yes. The things I do when I need to do lock-free programming do include going in the middle of the forest

@Crazypedia under what circumstances would one use “touch crabgrass”?
@Crazypedia I always liked “make sandwiches” for serving people in need in a meaningful way. The executive director of a hunger service org I worked with, when the politics & policy talk got too thick, would say, “I need to get down to the kitchen and make some sandwiches for a while.”
@Crazypedia I need to touch some moss
@Crazypedia or step outside anywhere in the PNW.
@Crazypedia Use “touch down” to mark their arrival at Tranquillity Base or a goose. They’ll be over the Moon.
@Crazypedia "Touch stardust" To indicate what someone's saying is really out there.
@Crazypedia "touch ferns" = go seek the ancient wisdom of the elder species for some perspective

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RUB MOSS AND GRASS ALL OVER. COVER YOURSELF AND YOUR SAND CASTLES IN THE COZY SHELL OF NATURE

@Crazypedia Alternatively, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they should go become one with a peat bog.