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@snipe TIL "SLPT" really means Skeletor Life Pro Tips..
@snipe I have actually used that. 😐
@snipe Also, it makes whoever is calling you to skip the BS and get right to the point.
@snipe always hang up when you're speaking, not the caller for extra authenticity!

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"woh someone is here, will call you back"

(never) 😹😹

@snipe you might call them introvertips, hehe 
@snipe "Skeletor has more introvert tips -- if you can find him."
@snipe other introverts answer the phone?
@snipe Also hang up while you're talking to sell the disconnect. I used that one when I was stuck in a soul sucking call center job and got stuck with entitled assholes who wouldn't let me go.
@snipe I think my favorite thing about this, is how Skeletor runs away like: Yep, giving this tip was enough social interaction for one day, bye!
@snipe jokes on you, I don’t answer phone calls 🤡
@snipe minor typo in #AltText that might make it hard to understand: "phone is about to do" should be "about to die".
@snipe that's why they're called the masters of the universe. Genius brah...
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My wife is calling, I need to take this.
Always works.
@snipe Gotta say...this is pretty awesome, even if it is just a wedge to drive me further from the outstretched hand of humanity...
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@snipe haha, look boss you gave me an iPhone, the battery is always almost dead.