The human body is basically the project from a picky client who wanted both bipedalism and a big head and refused to compromise on either so we ended up with this bullshit
Designer: if you want the head that size, you should really consider knuckle walking so the pelvis can actually get the baby out
Client: NO!!!! REDESIGN THE BABY HEAD SO IT'S SQUASHY
Designer: Have you thought about laying eggs? That might work with your project?
Client: NO!!!! Placental or bust!
@stavvers or it was agile and different teams were responsible for differnt parts, without any coordination