Another Angry WomanJul 21, 2023
The human body is basically the project from a picky client who wanted both bipedalism and a big head and refused to compromise on either so we ended up with this bullshit
Show threadAnother Angry Woman
Designer: if you want the head that size, you should really consider knuckle walking so the pelvis can actually get the baby out
Client: NO!!!! REDESIGN THE BABY HEAD SO IT'S SQUASHY
Jul 21, 2023 at 7:38pmWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 21, 2023
Designer: Have you thought about laying eggs? That might work with your project?
Client: NO!!!! Placental or bust!
Show threadJuliaJul 21, 2023

@stavvers Designer: Umm… Maybe separate holes for breathing and eating?

Client: We don’t have the budget for that!!

Show threadJessica F. McGrathJul 21, 2023
@catnip @stavvers
Designer: What about gills?
Client: Those aren't compatible with the 'lungs' integration we're locked into contract on.
Show threadWilliamJul 22, 2023
@catnip @stavvers at least they didn't cheap out on a cloaca
Show threadEmelia 👸🏻Jul 21, 2023
@stavvers can you imagine if humans laid eggs though? That'd be hilarious.
Show threadDamien (TIG BUSINESS)Jul 21, 2023
@stavvers or it was agile and different teams were responsible for differnt parts, without any coordination
Show threadMatildaJul 21, 2023
@aeduna @stavvers omg
Show threadDamien (TIG BUSINESS)Jul 21, 2023
@owlislost @stavvers too real? :)
Show threadMatildaJul 21, 2023
@aeduna @stavvers This whole thread
Show threadNickJul 21, 2023
@stavvers Maybe that’s what the Tree of Knowledge actually did, made humanity have massive skulls. Hence God getting mad that his careful design work got ruined and Eve getting that painful childbirth curse.
Show threadJeff McFaddenJul 22, 2023
@Nickiquote @stavvers so, we should have reached H. Habilus and said, "We got this."