Monday - Ian

Tuesday - Greg

Wednesday - Ian

Thursday - Greg

Friday - Ian

Saturday - Greg

Sunday - Ian

The Gregorian Calendar

@davep that is brilliant πŸ˜‚
@davep
First loud chuckle of the day. Thanks
@davep it’s funny because my name is Gregori
@Rubinstein72 @davep you’ll have to change your last name to Ancalender now! ;-)
@davep you can't make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs

@davep

Oh, for fucks sake. It took me a minute ... πŸ˜‚

I think I need to log out and go and do a shop ...

@davep clearly Greg got the better end of the deal
@davep @gregorysherrow That’s terrible! It made me laugh like a drain πŸ˜‚
@davep I thought this was going to be a Chapell Brothers gag 😬
@DiBosco @davep I thought it was going to be a polyamory joke. Still not sure it isn't one.

@Ash_Crow @DiBosco @davep Or just non-committed and a little bit on the horny side.

And see, that's the thing, unmarried people get sex on the calendar, while for some reason it's not sexy to do that with your spouse. What is that?

@davep I literally flinched when I read the punchline... I can't tell if it was from pleasure or pain... πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ ❀️
@davep shouldn’t Monday be Greg day?

@pcbeard It's a two-week rolling calendar, so one week out of two Monday is indeed Greg day.

It would just make the joke easier to guess though...

@davep indeed. Glad to know it’s rolling. Otherwise Ian was getting too much of my time.
@davep I want to send this to everyone I know who's named Greg or Ian.
@Mandarene @davep How many people do you know called "Greg or Ian"?
@davep
πŸ₯₯ Slow -- and VERY well-deserved -- applause for your #GregorianCalendar, David! πŸ₯₯
@davep That looks more like the Ianorgreg calendar…
@TerpEE93 Check the replies πŸ˜œβ€‹
@davep
Kinda looks more GregXORian if you ask me
@warren__terra That's either both or none, isn't it? πŸ€”β€‹

@davep
Way back when, when I had to do Boolean searches OR meant one or the other or both; XOR meant one or the other but never both.

I think you're referring to XAND.

@davep

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@davep

Worth a laugh or two, maybe even 1582 of 'em...

@davep
Binary week

@miladhossein Of seven days?

It's actually a rolling fortnight, so that's cool. No, wait, it would need 16 day fortnights. Oh well...

@davep I... I don't even.... 🀦
@davep Greg having to split his time with Ian:
@davep looks like more Ian than Greg.
@davep Ian clearly has the upper hand in this calendar.
@davep just pure julian perfection