KhensUJul 21, 2023
David Penfold 

Monday - Ian

Tuesday - Greg

Wednesday - Ian

Thursday - Greg

Friday - Ian

Saturday - Greg

Sunday - Ian

The Gregorian Calendar

Jul 21, 2023 at 11:31amWeb
Show threadrobJul 21, 2023
@davep that is brilliant πŸ˜‚
Show threadJuju&Baba&Yoyo🌈Jul 21, 2023
@davep
First loud chuckle of the day. Thanks
Show threadGoose Wrangler 🌱Jul 21, 2023
@davep *groooooaaan* (lol!)
Show threadRubinstein72Jul 21, 2023
@davep it’s funny because my name is Gregori
Show threadBart Veldhuizen πŸš€Jul 22, 2023
@Rubinstein72 @davep you’ll have to change your last name to Ancalender now! ;-)
Show threadMaj πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Jul 21, 2023
@davep #angryTootBoost
Show threadAlessio Jul 21, 2023
@davep you can't make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs
Show threadBarry Phillips SmithJul 21, 2023

@davep

Oh, for fucks sake. It took me a minute ... πŸ˜‚

I think I need to log out and go and do a shop ...

Show threadWolf480plJul 21, 2023
@davep clearly Greg got the better end of the deal
Show threadbookzombieJul 21, 2023
@davep @gregorysherrow That’s terrible! It made me laugh like a drain πŸ˜‚
Show threadRob WoodJul 21, 2023
@davep I thought this was going to be a Chapell Brothers gag 😬
Show threadAsh_CrowJul 21, 2023
@DiBosco @davep I thought it was going to be a polyamory joke. Still not sure it isn't one.
Show threadTrit’Jul 23, 2023
@Ash_Crow @DiBosco @davep It works too. πŸ˜‚
Show threadJanisMay 25, 2025

@Ash_Crow @DiBosco @davep Or just non-committed and a little bit on the horny side.

And see, that's the thing, unmarried people get sex on the calendar, while for some reason it's not sexy to do that with your spouse. What is that?

Show threadDaniel PaveyJul 21, 2023
@davep I literally flinched when I read the punchline... I can't tell if it was from pleasure or pain... πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ ❀️
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023
@danielhpavey My work here is done!
Show threadPaperLouseJul 21, 2023
@davep
πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
Show threadpcbeardJul 21, 2023
@davep shouldn’t Monday be Greg day?
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023

@pcbeard It's a two-week rolling calendar, so one week out of two Monday is indeed Greg day.

It would just make the joke easier to guess though...

Show threadpcbeardJul 21, 2023
@davep indeed. Glad to know it’s rolling. Otherwise Ian was getting too much of my time.
Show threadMost Resplendent BatJul 21, 2023
@davep bravo.
Show threadLoukas (They/Them) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈJul 21, 2023
@davep *angry boost*
Show threadHamish The PolarBearJul 21, 2023
@davep πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘
Show threadKathyReidJul 21, 2023
@davep oh that hilarious!!!
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023
@KathyReid Thank you πŸ™β€‹
Show threadMandareneJul 21, 2023
@davep I want to send this to everyone I know who's named Greg or Ian.
Show threadChris Gerhard Jul 21, 2023
@Mandarene @davep How many people do you know called "Greg or Ian"?
Show threadTim HergertJul 21, 2023
@davep this reminds me of a chant I heard once.
Show threadπŸ₯₯ Tucker Carlson's Nuts πŸ₯₯Jul 21, 2023
@Cjust @davep
πŸ₯₯ Hah! πŸ₯₯
Show threadΠ“Ρ€ΠΈΠ³ΠΎΡ€ΠΈΠΉ КлюшниковJul 21, 2023
Am I one of those Gregs?
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023
@grishka You're a lucky man.
Show threadπŸ₯₯ Tucker Carlson's Nuts πŸ₯₯Jul 21, 2023
@davep
πŸ₯₯ Slow -- and VERY well-deserved -- applause for your #GregorianCalendar, David! πŸ₯₯
Show threadGreg. Just Greg…Jul 21, 2023
@davep That looks more like the Ianorgreg calendar…
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023
@TerpEE93 Check the replies πŸ˜œβ€‹
Show threadyour auntifa liza πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· πŸ¦› 🦦Jul 21, 2023
@davep ihatechu for making me laugh
Show threadWarren TerraJul 21, 2023
@davep
Kinda looks more GregXORian if you ask me
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023
@warren__terra That's either both or none, isn't it? πŸ€”β€‹
Show threadWarren TerraJul 21, 2023

@davep
Way back when, when I had to do Boolean searches OR meant one or the other or both; XOR meant one or the other but never both.

I think you're referring to XAND.

Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023
@warren__terra Oh yeah. As you were...
Show threadatticus1956Jul 21, 2023

@davep

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Show threadJames RyanJul 21, 2023

@davep

Worth a laugh or two, maybe even 1582 of 'em...

Show threadMiladJul 21, 2023
@davep
Binary week
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 21, 2023

@miladhossein Of seven days?

It's actually a rolling fortnight, so that's cool. No, wait, it would need 16 day fortnights. Oh well...

Show threadknapjackJul 21, 2023
@gregpak @davep πŸ˜‚
Show threadKevin HardimanJul 21, 2023
@davep nerd fup: OR, or XOR
Show threadmrayJul 21, 2023
@davep I... I don't even.... 🀦
Show threadAT HayesJul 22, 2023
@davep ΰ² _ΰ² 
Show threadStygian LizardJul 22, 2023
@davep Greg having to split his time with Ian:
Show threadAndrew WipplerJul 22, 2023
@davep looks like more Ian than Greg.
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 22, 2023
@andrew check the replies...
Show threadrubaiyatJul 22, 2023
@davep Ian clearly has the upper hand in this calendar.
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 22, 2023
@rubaiyat check the replies...
Show threadJeff SheetsJul 22, 2023
@davep just pure julian perfection
Show threadLJPArtistJul 22, 2023
@davep πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚
Show threadMarcos DioneJul 22, 2023
@davep poor Ian...
Show threadMarcos DioneJul 22, 2023
@davep also, isn't Greg actually called Gregor? :)
Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 22, 2023
@mdione It's Greg or Ian (ok, XOR).
Show threadMarcos DioneJul 22, 2023
@davep duh me.
Show threadP6Jul 22, 2023
@davep poor Ian