research psychologist: my goal is to uncover universal truths of the mind. I want to strip out the social conditioning and lay bare the essential facts of the human condition.

research psychologist: to do this I will study 40 white 20-year-olds who attend the University of Ohio

I studied psychology in university for eight years and if I catch you praising the Stanford Prison Experiment I will simply have no choice but to set you adrift in a hot air balloon
@VeryBadLlama my wife is a Psychology teacher and has spoken of this many times. I'm pretty sure she's been to a couple of talks from the guy who's study it is. I was at a party once with many learn-ed people in this field. During a conversation about it I nodded sagely and said "ah yes, Phillipa Bazingo" and I can tell you that the awkward silence was absolutely epic.