CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
@juglugs Um … you know that eggs can’t become chicks unless … well, there needs to be a daddy chicken? They’re just ovulations otherwise.