When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
@JamesBoag In old Florida (can't speak for it now) there would be these large souvenir stores JAMMED with crazy shells. Nowadays it's mostly t-shirts and hats, etc. But back in the day, the good shells were often found at wherever she was selling them.
@JamesBoag John Finnemore covered this question on his Souvenir Programme https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03fkrb7
BBC Radio 4 - Funny in Four, So where's the best place to sell sea shells?

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@shane @JamesBoag Reduces me to tears every time I listen to it. Absolute genius.
@shane First time hearing this.
Cheers, top quality.
@shane Wonderful, thank you!

@shane @JamesBoag

Came here to post this πŸ˜†

Carrie Quinlan's finest hour*, IMO 😍

*150 seconds

@JamesBoag Ah, but the supply chain issues are nonexistent! Selling seashells in the mountains would be much more tricky.
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@JamesBoag We can order sea shells for $16 per kilo from AliExpress, according to my husband... and take them to a beach that doesn't have sea shells! Tourists would totes buy them! πŸ˜›
@GwynHannay Yes I've discovered that logs are cheaper here in Scotland that they are in Australia, So I send my friend good scottish logs to burn in his fire pit.
Just good cooperation, No nasty fossil fuels burned everyone nice and warm ;~)
John Finnemore Souvenir Programme - Seashells

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@JamesBoag There's an excellent John Finnemore sketch about this... https://youtu.be/FeF1XtlXmqA
John Finnemore Souvenir Programme - Seashells

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@JamesBoag Sally never could compete with Stephen who had the world's largest collection of seashells he kept on all the beaches of the world

perhaps you've seen it

@mykie @JamesBoag I think you mean Steven, right?
@McD1979 @JamesBoag when you're Wright, you're Wright
@JamesBoag Shells that don't tend to wash up on that particular stretch of beach, though?
@JamesBoag sell the sizzle not the steak.
@JamesBoag definitely not at the β€žshee shawwβ€œ - according to #ismo https://youtu.be/HdLwyyDOc_g
ISMO | She Sells Sea Shells

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@JamesBoag wasn't that rhyme about an actual woman doing some awesome scientific research into fossils?
Are The Seashells She's Selling, Even Legal?

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@JamesBoag have you ever seen a shell shop not by the seashore?