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Mastodon is more than just a community. Mastodon is a family. And there comes a time that we must ask our family for help. Today, that time has come for me.

For personal and private reasons, I am in desperate need of this $25,000 novelty duck brooch. Please support my Patreon so I can purchase this $25,000 novelty duck brooch today. Thank you for your unconditional love and support.
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Jul 19, 2023 at 2:58pmWeb
Show threadNeonJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts +$12.42 shipping
Show threadAlex  🔧🔮🌎🪿Jul 19, 2023
@justacalculator @lowqualityfacts do you have to tip the person who delivers it too?
Show threadMans RJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Make a "best offer" of $25.000 instead.
Show threadAndy KJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
Show threadYeekasooseJul 19, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

No can do, sorry. Spent all my money on Steam games I'll never play again.

Show threadYasoo MorimotoJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
This price is just outrageous, 12,42$ for shipping? What happened to the world? There is no way I would pay that much
Show threadDavidSE11 🏳️‍🌈Jul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts maybe a sapphire 😂😂😂
Show threadCharlie McintoshJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts i’m not great with language, but it seems like the macimum value for a “novelty” has to be rather below 25k
Show threadjd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.placeJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
I kinda liked the duck. Until I saw its bill.
Show threadCrochetcatJul 19, 2023
@jd @lowqualityfacts 🤦‍♀️
Show threadhibiJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Such expensive family, ha.
Show threadcat static 🇺🇸🇺🇦Jul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Shipping is a steal. I co-sign this urgent and necessary request. 💎🦆
Show threadRichardInSandyJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts $12.42 shipping ;-)
Show threadJudy Olo 🚫⚠️kakistocracy🌊Jul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
I send you da money. You deserve such a magnificent piece to adorn your.... your.... your, whatever. 😊💕💵💵💵💵💵💰💰💰
Show threadxs4me2Jul 19, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Quaackkk...

Show threadBen TaylorJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts What happens if someone actually gives you money in response to this? Do you have to give it back? 😄
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 19, 2023
@VoxDei No, then I need to purchase this $25,000 duck brooch.
Show threadBen TaylorJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Well, yeah, but only if you get up to $25,012.42, presumably!
Show threaderroJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts If this is made of real perdezanis then it is a steal
Show threadCarl JohnsonJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I'd help, but I can't support that usurious shipping charge.
Show threadTurbodemokratHBJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
The 12,42$ shipping is the cherry on top.
Show threadDavid CohenJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Can you provide some more details on that Authenticity Guarantee? Just need to do some due diligence on my donation.
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 19, 2023
@davidbcohen I assume that they had to do a pinkie swear with the CEO of Ebay.
Show threadDavid CohenJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sounds totally solid. I’m in.
Show threadaethervisionJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sell out. I think I liked you better in your underground period.
Show threadRoo_44Jul 19, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

While we are at it we can can be friendly and also help this guy.
(sound up)

Show thread420Jul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts @limebar Yeaaaah where family… offend one of us and you offend all of us!
Show threadDinCA 🏳️‍🌈 🎾 🐶 🖖🥄Jul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I think I have some NFT's...oh wait...
Show threadError CraterJul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts i cannot actually help you in any way, especially any way that mildly inconveniences me, but you are certainly in my thoughts and prayers.
Show threadToot UncommonJul 19, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

And we all know how awful family is.

Show threadWolfgangJul 20, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Resident Evil 4 treasure item ass prices
Show threadgonJul 20, 2023
@lowqualityfacts wow
Show threadTony WellsAug 15, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Glad there's an Authenticity Guarantee as I'm constantly worried about fake novelty duck brooches.

Show threadCautionWIP (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🕎Aug 15, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Y’know, it’s hard to help support you when you don’t include a link to the GoFundMe campaign page. Help us to help you.
Show threadLow Quality FactsAug 16, 2023
@Caution Haha I will if I ever make it!
Show threadCautionWIP (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🕎Aug 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts …I *was* trying to be funny. 😀🤷🏽
Show threadLucAug 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Personally I'm not a fan of e-begging; in the retro gaming community there have been already affluent youtubers begging for money to cover a copyright infringement, money to set up a vegan-gaming cafe and, more recently, money to buy things for their expected child.
However this interests me. I'm in and I'll cover the shipping.
Show threadUrethramancer🐀Aug 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts When I see things like these, I think money-laundering.But hey, you gotta have clean money!
Show threadElkenumber1Aug 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 12,42 for shipping? Are you crazy?
Show threadTrojan DuckAug 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts It's authentic, dammit
Show threadPhilip SetnikAug 18, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

I thought Duck Brooch was one of those survival reality TV shows. Bear Gryls, Duck Brooch, those guys.

(By the way, instead of drinking his own urine, why doesn't Bear just ask the cameraman for a frickin' drink of water?)

Show threadWesMasonAug 22, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Plot twist, that's your listing.
Show threadYasoo Morimoto🧬Jul 19, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
This price is just outrageous, 12,42$ for shipping? What happened to the world? There is no way I would pay that much
Show threadAlex Aug 26, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You forgot this -> #pleaseboost