r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023

This is your reminder that potatoes are an objectively superior currency to Bitcoin or any other crypto

A Potato:
- Shows inherent proof of work
- Hacker proof
- Valid in any country
- Works in any century
- Accessible at any tech level
- Delicious and nutritious
- Is also a battery
- Can be turned to rocket fuel (AKA vodka)

Show threadmattJul 18, 2023
@cypnk ...and there are ~4000 varieties, according to http://www.raisingmiro.com/2012/04/23/4000-types-of-potatoes-in-peru/
4000 Types Of Potatoes In Peru - Raising Miro on the Road of Life

Raising Miro on the Road of Life
Show threadPhilip SetnikJul 18, 2023

@maphew @cypnk

Wow, it's a picture of Tuberville! And significantly smarter than the other Tuberville!

Show threadStygian Lizard
@psetnik @maphew @cypnk As an Alabamian, I would definitely prefer an actual spud in office over Tubs.
Jul 19, 2023 at 4:06amWeb