I do what I want. You donโ€™t pepper-own-me.
#pizza #notmypic
@yurnidiot I see you've made sure some pieces pepperown more than others ๐Ÿค”
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Gerrymandering - wrong for America, perfect for pepperoni pizza
@MamasPinkyToe ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ spot on
@yurnidiot The pepperoni, just like the people, have been gerrymandered.
@yurnidiot I'm mildly annoyed by the fact that the number of discs per slice is not constant even though by a quick check it should have been possible to have 4 in each
@oblomov pizza like life can be unfair at times
@yurnidiot if you really want to upset people, add pineapple
@yurnidiot this is making me feel things

the discs intact, unforced into any unnatural geometry

the paths unarbitrary, respectful of the true Tao of the natural arrangement of things

the eaters, of unequal size and appetite, free to choose what fits them as they please

this is a new way to look at things
@yurnidiot It looks like stained glass. Something tells me though, that glass wouldnโ€™t temper well, if stained by pepperoni grease.
@yurnidiot
This pizza was districted by Republicans.
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@yurnidiot

That's a killin' offense.