r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023

This is your reminder that potatoes are an objectively superior currency to Bitcoin or any other crypto

A Potato:
- Shows inherent proof of work
- Hacker proof
- Valid in any country
- Works in any century
- Accessible at any tech level
- Delicious and nutritious
- Is also a battery
- Can be turned to rocket fuel (AKA vodka)

Show threadMike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Jul 17, 2023
@cypnk Non Fungible Taters when?
Show threadStefan
@mike @cypnk
Of course potatoes are also non-fungible, because once anybody eats a potato it can't be used by anybody else anymore.
Jul 18, 2023 at 8:04amMastodon for Android
Show threadHighlandLawyerJul 18, 2023
@stewosch @mike @cypnk This is where I have to go "well, technically"; in law, potatoes are generally fungible in that you can eat the potato but repay the same quantity of other potatoes of same type & quality.
Show threadkatrinaJul 18, 2023
@stewosch @mike @cypnk They are priced as commodities. In your regional potato market, eg New Covent Garden Market in London, you are quoted a price for a particular variety and grade of potato, and you don't care which specific ones you get as long as they meet the specifications.