r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023

This is your reminder that potatoes are an objectively superior currency to Bitcoin or any other crypto

A Potato:
- Shows inherent proof of work
- Hacker proof
- Valid in any country
- Works in any century
- Accessible at any tech level
- Delicious and nutritious
- Is also a battery
- Can be turned to rocket fuel (AKA vodka)

Show threadTanatoesJul 17, 2023
@cypnk you forgot self sustaining. The ultimate monetary hack - making new currency from thin air. (And sunlight and water. Earth is, I understand, optional but recommended.)
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023
@Tanatoes Correct, and it need not even be a whole potato. Many varieties will sprout with just the root section
Show thread[email protected] has movedJul 18, 2023
@cypnk @Tanatoes Does this make it inflationary though? 🤷‍♂️
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖
@danielstucke @Tanatoes It's actually static if matched to demand. See the demand for the currency is only relevant to what it can do. Are you short on rocket fuel? Plant more potatoes. Too many batteries? Plant fewer
Jul 18, 2023 at 7:58amWeb