r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023

This is your reminder that potatoes are an objectively superior currency to Bitcoin or any other crypto

A Potato:
- Shows inherent proof of work
- Hacker proof
- Valid in any country
- Works in any century
- Accessible at any tech level
- Delicious and nutritious
- Is also a battery
- Can be turned to rocket fuel (AKA vodka)

Show threadcyplo
@cypnk yo I'm with you, but also just here to say most centuries didn't have taters, on most continents
Jul 18, 2023 at 7:21amWeb
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 18, 2023
@cyplo They didn't know what they were missing (I've yet to see any civilization give up on an excellent source of carbs)
Show threadLuna LacteaJul 18, 2023
@cyplo @cypnk They did all cultivate other tubers though!