Charlie StrossI wouldn't mind Asshole Cat leaping out from under the bed to rugby-tackle me every night quite so much if she'd only learn not to use her claws!
Gregg "Cabe" Bond@cstross it was the 3am elbow drop from the top rope of the cupboard onto my sensitive areas that I objected to.
Dammitjanet@cabebedlam @cstross one of my cats used to do that, from on top of the bedroom wardrobe onto the bed, with me in it. Now I know that cats have fantastic jumping skills so I feel that it was at least partly malicious on his part to land on the particulars.