r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023

This is your reminder that potatoes are an objectively superior currency to Bitcoin or any other crypto

A Potato:
- Shows inherent proof of work
- Hacker proof
- Valid in any country
- Works in any century
- Accessible at any tech level
- Delicious and nutritious
- Is also a battery
- Can be turned to rocket fuel (AKA vodka)

Show threadBryce ChidesterJul 17, 2023
@cypnk How do you figure they're "hacker proof?"
I frequently hack potatoes, usually with a chef knife but any sufficiently thin and sturdy object will suffice. Then I just boil and mash 'em and enjoy with butter and sour cream.
Bright side - you know exactly how much to charge for mashed potatoes.
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖Jul 17, 2023
@brycec Should have added "remote" hacker proof. If you have physical access, all precautions are moot, whether potato or device (potato device?)
Show threadBryce Chidester
@cypnk An excellent and salient point, and not unlike computer security, cash money and gold fiat. ​
Jul 17, 2023 at 4:25amWeb