servals look exactly like if a creature from a medieval bestiary came to life
the catte-serpent, a native of the Darkest Continente, born from decay and corruption one bite from its Fangs will render a Man impotente with a surfeit of pus
@stavvers ...Long necked kitties! :0
@stavvers That second one looks like Christian Slater
@stavvers I also like Lynx, which look like they're drawn by Dr Suess.
@stavvers Absolutely designed by an archangel on work experience, and accidentally released into production.
@Nickiquote simultaneously too long and not quite long enough, the exact wrong amount of long
@stavvers I always get civets and servals mixed up, so at least it doesn’t poo coffee.
@stavvers The last time we saw one at a zoo, my seven-year-old kept trying to correct people describing it as a 'big cat', and telling them it was only a 'medium-sized cat'.

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One of my favorite memes features a serval.

@blueskiesoc HOW does its spine even
@stavvers I'm still trying to figure out how to post images well here. Click on it for the funny captions. Also tips on image loading appreciated. Anyone? :)
@stavvers @blueskiesoc so that’s the model for fantasy artists where they implausibly show all their assets
@stavvers @blueskiesoc Many things became possible for the serval when its ancestors learnt to catch and kill the dreams of men like so many butterflies, and to listen to the whispers of the dead and laugh
@blueskiesoc @stavvers "Like stairs, I, too, am spiral!"

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I like that there are serval memes here.

@stavvers This is an image I'd immediately check for signs it got AI generated ;-)
@stavvers super cute with that tongue out ;3
@stavvers I had not made that connection before but they absolutely do.
@stavvers I know what you mean, this is Me in the morning brah...
@stavvers I met one once. A guy was putting up “Lost Cat” signs with the word “LARGE.” “How large? I asked, and was surprised at his answer. I expressed interest, and he said he’d call me, which he did a day later. The serval had just come home on its own. I met “kitty” on his front porch, collared and chained like a dog, but sitting in a wicker chair almost like a skinny human. We studied each other. “Why…” “Oh, the silver balls on his fangs are for your protection.” 😳 I didn’t try to pet him.
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Hieronymus Bosch, cira 1490
@stavvers I got to have an up close experience encounter with a really beautiful serval cat at the zoo. They are really majestic for sure.
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@stavvers this...this is a pokemon
@stavvers I get the same feeling from racoon dogs.