NullCubeJul 16, 2023
Low Quality Facts
Sometimes I'll just sit and rapidly blink to accelerate the process.
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Jun 23, 2023 at 1:26amWeb
Show threadjoe•iuculano Jun 23, 2023
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*blinks*
Show threadnikoJun 23, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sometimes I sits and blinks, sometimes I just sits...
Show threadEDVARDSJun 23, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
If I just close my eyes forever. I'd never need a haircut again.
I just need something to fix the whole death/eyes closed forever thingy.
Maybe Lita Ford has some insight.
Show threadDoug 🌈🇨🇦 Jun 23, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Keep eyes wide open to save on haircuts
Show threadJargogglesJun 23, 2023
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Hair is notoriously shy.
Show threadsnaprailsJun 23, 2023
@lowqualityfacts True, it's why James Galway has to visit the barber's every other day.
Show threadHashfastr Jul 16, 2023
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Show threadA Wolf In Cheap ClothingJul 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Your hair is a Weeping Angel?
Show threadSjaak K. 🇳🇱🇪🇺🍋Jul 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Should I blink in a specific direction? The hair seems to grow more and more in places I didn’t hope it would…
Show threadconors 🪈Jul 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts it grows 4 times as fast when you sneeze
Show threadMediaBaronJul 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts That’s why I shampoo with blinker fluid.
Show threadUrethramancer🐀Jul 16, 2023
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Show threadSerjJul 16, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Interesting.